Welcome to the New *#&@%@ Normal!
It's a chilly, rainy day here in New Jersey under iron grey skies. If where you are is sunny, and you're feeling happy and optimistic, and you want to stay that way, let me strongly suggest that you not finish reading this post. This is where I engage in paranoid fearmongering speculation.
You have been warned.
Actual post continues after the jump.
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