Seven Predictions for 2026: The 80s New Wave Edition

I just can't get enough of the killing moon lighting these pictures of you, because how soon is now?

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This is one of my favorite annual traditions. These predictions are meant to make you think about the industry, rather than be correct. But then again, sometimes… they’re spot on: I just had one of my best years predictions-wise last-year, going 4.5 …